I've Got Plenty to be Thankful For

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! I am thankful for many things this year, but instead of focusing on what I'm thankful for, I would like to focus on the things I'm thankful I'm NOT...this is way more fun. Trust me.

The TOP TEN things I am Thankful I am NOT


10. I am thankful I am NOT a Canucks fan. I would rather eat glass.

9. I am thankful I am NOT stupid enough to trade Steve Smith from my fantasy team. 8-3 BABY!

8. I am thankful I am NOT the creator of the this....

because if I knew it would turn into this... I would have smashed it to pieces a long time ago.

7. I am thankful I am NOT in any way, remotely excited about this....

NBA stars coming to Chicago during 4-game tour

Thank the lord D Rose is not participating in such shenanigans. Go BULLS!

6. I am thankful that I am NOT a resident of Minnesota or Wisconsin. If I were I would be PISSED about this....

Northwestern bass fishers win regional championship | North by Northwestern

I mean I would expect students from Minnesota or Wisconsin, hell, practically ANY other state or university to win this competition, but NORTHWESTERN? Whoa. Sucks to be everyone else.

5. I am thankful that I am NOT any of the teams that have played Duke lately. Can we say OVERRATED?

4. I am thankful that I am NOT Ron Zook. I don't think this needs much explanation, right Joe?

3. I am thankful that I am NOT a Jets fan because they all end up like this...

Sorry Jets fans-not everyone can win football games.

2. I am thankful that I am NOT Stefan Demos. I think I'm thankful for that every single day of my life. Let's take a look back at the old Shankapotamus, shall we?

1. I am thankful that I am NOT a resident of the state of Pennsylvania. Too soon? Never.

Well that completes my Thanksgiving list. I hope you all have the best Thanksgiving!